California was a lot of fun. Spent time with Taylor, Mandy and Jud (and dog Parker) Ream and the Lokkesmoes. I flew into Ontario, which is basically in Colorado, but it didn't take me long to drive into town in my spiffy rental ... a Dodge Caliber, which is basically a PT Cruiser with slightly bigger biceps. But I'm not complaining, because it was better than the Sebring I had paid for.
Started off in Huntington Beach with the Reams on the beach: it was beautiful as usual with perfect sand, perfect sky, perfect breeze ... basically ideal as beaches go. But you know, there was too much sand and the water was freezing. I prefer chlorine and concrete for actual swimming. I'll walk along the beach, but I don't like to get in. So we sat and caught up, and my pasty white stomach burned. I slathered on the 50 for the rest of the trip.

But you can't beat the beach culture ... the beach folk really know how to live on the beach. But of course they're friendly ... it's freaking perfect every single day! I want to see how happy they would all be on the Beltway at 5pm in February. I'm guessing that once the tans fade, they'll be pissy too.

On my first night, we watched 5 episodes of The Office off the iPod, and then Taylor joined us for dinner in Huntington Beach. We finished off the evening on the Reams' amazing new landscaped patio with palm, banana and lemon trees, and rocks with music coming out of them. Mandy is the hostess with the mostess, and Jud is quick with the witty reparte.

The next day, we had the greatest blackened fish tacos at
Taco Loco in Laguna Beach. I would have loved to spend more time there after lunch, but unfortunately the reality tv show has turned the formerly sleepy surfing hamlet into a nekid teenager zoo. It seems like it could be fun in the morning when the kids are still in bed with hang-overs, but in general agoraphobes should stay away. Take quarters for the meters!

I bumped into Taylor and Monica on their power walk through Manhattan Beach during their "girl's day out" and they permitted me to join them for a frozen coffee at
The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, which is the Californian preference to Starbucks. We had Iced Blendeds, which were good, but it did make me miss Tryst's blended cappucinos just a little. Following Monica's recent discovery that a small Iced Blended contained 500 calories, the ladies ordered it without sugar ... ironic since they wanted the dulce de leche flavor. I guess that would just be "leche". My full-sugar version, not surprisingly, was much better.
Erik left Kolton with the inlaws and drove down from Malibu to have dinner with me at
Rock'n'fish, a great seafood joint on the beach. Those who know us well will be surprised to hear that we didn't argue even once! He wasn't in the mood to argue, as he was deflated that he hasn't seen any celebrities despite being in Malibu for the past 3 weeks. He has dragged poor Kolton down to the Malibu Colony play park every day and forced him to play with any kid whose parents look like producers or talent scouts. We stayed out late. Two middle-aged men on the town.

Finally, on my last night in Cali, we all met up in Hollywood for dinner at
Mirabelle. Still no celeb sightings, but the food was good and the conversation was enlightening. Erik decided to become a pro-Gore Democrat, and Brittany taught me that "If things aren't changing, things aren't changing". After dinner, we had ice cream sandwiches for a dollar in Westwood at
Diddy Riese.I love California, but now it's on to Austin!